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    🕯️👔 "Dad's Bathroom Alone Time" Scented Soy Candle - The Ultimate Fathers Day Fortress of Solitude Fragrance! 🕯️👔

    Are you on the hunt for the perfect blend of humor and heartfelt for this Father's Day? Look no further! Our "Dad's Bathroom Alone Time" scented soy candle is the cheeky yet charming gift that'll have your dad chuckling every time he lights it up. Crafted for the king of the throne (the one in the bathroom, of course), this 9oz beacon of serenity is the ideal dad gift for the patriarch who appreciates a good laugh and a great-smelling sanctuary.

    Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a 100% cotton wick, this candle burns cleaner than dad's best Sunday jokes. Housed in a classic glass jar with a glossy permanent adhesive label that withstands the steam of even the most extended bathroom retreats, it's a funny gift that doesn't skimp on quality. With a generous burn time of 50-60 hours, it's the gift that keeps on giving, much like dad's never-ending stories.

    Choose from nine different aromatic scents, each one as unique as dad's collection of novelty ties. Whether he's a 'Fresh Linen' lover or more of a 'Sandalwood Symphony' kind of guy, we've got the fragrance that'll make his nostrils flutter in delight. And don't worry about color clashes—every scent comes in the same sophisticated wax color, ensuring it'll fit right in with the bathroom decor.

    To keep dad's candle in tip-top shape, just trim the wick before each use and keep it away from drafts—like the ones he drafts while tinkering in the garage. Place it on a stable, heat-resistant surface and never leave it unattended, because the only thing we want burning is the candle, not dad's peace and quiet. So, give the gift of laughter and luxury this Father's Day with our "Dad's Bathroom Alone Time" candle. It's a humorous gift that'll light up his day (and his bathroom) in the best way possible! 🚽✨

    .: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
    .: Compliant with ASTM safety standards
    .: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
    .: Burning time: 50-60 hours
    .: Glossy permanent adhesive label
    .: Choose from nine different aromatic scents
    .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
    .: Please note: All scents have the same wax color
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